Speedy Corporate Defection

So... its pretty rare that I laugh out loud while looking at clothes. I mean... clothes are serious right? This shrine (admiring my just-woke-up-self in the glow of my glass-top desk) should be covered in only the best- and that takes concentration (have I seen too many "I'm worth it" ads...hmmmm?). But one stop at Speedy Marie and the laughs began...

Marie, a self-proclaimed "corporate defector... aspiring exotic dancer" has a checkered past: She's been a consultant (we know all about consultants...), an executive, and a corporate crony. But not anymore.... Marie's all set for some big changes - new people, exciting places, and more sequins!
Marie and her collection of Strip Tees are based in a lovely suburb of Boston (gotta support the Bean!).... Basically the shirts chronicle her ... uh.... job search.... From Hot Biscuits (the ad said "amateurs OK," but it didn't say "must be under 20,") to Casting Couch (the proprietors found Speedy's appearance a bit too "real") to Busty McTitty's (thought Speedy was sweet, but she didn't get the job: "Under-endowed.").... her hilarious and to this point unsuccessful job search has at least resulted in some cool t-shirts. (How can you go wrong with Captain's Booty??)... Plus I've always admired the corporate defectors of the world...
Be sure to read the "Speedy-Says" tab... with mini articles like, "Remember that Happiness is a Job Benefit, too" and "No Pasties in the Office!" where you're sure to learn something new and wonderful about Speedy... and maybe even yourself...lol.